the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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