There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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