If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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