a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
dude. I can hear the air.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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