we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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