i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
they call him Oral-B. enough said
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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