I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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