you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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