if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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