We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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