no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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