Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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