he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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