Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
everyone is single if you try hard enough
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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