dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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