Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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