What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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