This house was built for laser tag.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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