i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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