So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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