another moral hangover. fuck.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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