Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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