think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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