so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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