you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
