A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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