i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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