Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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