So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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