How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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