He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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