it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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