Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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