ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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