STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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