Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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