I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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