should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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