Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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