yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem