i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.