My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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