I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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