so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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