SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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