So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
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Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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