im gay
i know
yea but for you.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
