4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
