New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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