And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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