why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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