Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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