What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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