Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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