Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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