pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
