We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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