did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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