I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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