Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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