It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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