Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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